Or is it?
Clearly photoshopped, but really where is he jumping? on to the wall?! stoops.
Or is it?
Clearly photoshopped, but really where is he jumping? on to the wall?! stoops.
That silly putty looking goop is mechanically separated chicken, the raw material for all fast-food and microwave-dinner chicken. Every time you eat a patties or nuggets from a drive thru or the frozen food section of your supermarket, you’re stuffing this putrid lard down your neck hole. It’s made by pulverizing and then cramming entire chickens — bones, feet, brains, intestines, eyes, etc — though a sieve. Since these birds are invariably kept in squalid conditions, their meat comes out riddled with bacteria. Don’t worry though: this shit’s soaked in ammonia and artificially “reflavored” before it hits your discriminating palette.
That silly putty looking goop is mechanically separated chicken, the raw material for all fast-food and microwave-dinner chicken. Every time you eat a patties or nuggets from a drive thru or the frozen food section of your supermarket, you’re stuffing this putrid lard down your neck hole. It’s made by pulverizing and then cramming entire chickens — bones, feet, brains, intestines, eyes, etc — though a sieve. Since these birds are invariably kept in squalid conditions, their meat comes out riddled with bacteria. Don’t worry though: this shit’s soaked in ammonia and artificially “reflavored” before it hits your discriminating palette.
